Thursday, 26 October 2017

What do you do Pasha du Valentine?

I hate that question!
I used to like saying I was just a housewife, but that was when I had four kids and no husband and it was clearly said with an element of sarcasm.

I can no longer say that with any effect or conviction and besides my house is a place of creative chaos rather than organised houewifery.

So now I try to get it all in a nut shell which is almost impossible.
Things get lost in translation....especially on Tinder, which I deleted of course due to too many problems. The endless typing to explain who or what I was gave me trigger finger.

what I say                                                     
I am an artist
what they think
unemployed with mental health issues

what I say
I am a dominatrix performance artist and hen party teacher
what they think
escort who will dominate me for free

what I say
I'm a musician
what they think
aging karaoke wannabe

what I say
I am a writer
what they think
Oh God one of them

what I say
I have two degrees
what they think
bitch who is up herself

Pasha du Valentine 
artist and writer

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