Thursday, 26 February 2015

GODDAMN MEDIA: What's On Friday 27th Brighton Arts Club at Goddam...

GODDAMN MEDIA: What's On Friday 27th Brighton Arts Club at Goddam...: The time has come for my private view and exhibition tomorrow. I am very excited and cannot wait to meet new and old friends. Here are ...







What's On Friday 27th Brighton Arts Club at Goddamn Media

The time has come for my private view and exhibition tomorrow.

I am very excited and cannot wait to meet new and old friends.

Here are some flyers....please share if you are able across the virtual seas.





Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Brighton Hen Parties and Stag events....naked life drawing, burlesque photography shoots, cross dressing fun with make up and wardrobe!

Hen Parties and Stag events....naked life drawing, burlesque photography shoots, cross dressing fun with make up and wardrobe!

We can cater for all requirements!

Hen Parties and Stag events....naked life drawing, burlesque photography shoots, cross dressing fun with make up and wardrobe!

Hen Parties and Stag events....naked life drawing, burlesque photography shoots, cross dressing fun with make up and wardrobe!

We can cater for all requirements!

Venue hire in Brighton at BAC and Goddamn Media, Stag dos, Hen Parties, gigs and Warehouse events!

We cater at both our amazing venues for the ordinary and the extraordinary.

Hire fees start from as little as £50 for your bespoke event in our art and gig spaces as well as our VIP lounge and hot tub haven.

We also cater for hen and stag events with drawing classes and photography dress up sessions.

07757781957 for all inquiries.

Whats On Brighton Arts Club and Goddamn Media

This week sees the long awaited for exhibition by Pasha du Valentine at the goddamn Media arts cafe in Brighton.

The event is not for the feint of heart mind you and certainly not for children.

Artist's Statement

"We are all placed somewhere. By our birth, our culture, our gender, by our governments, our environment, our lovers. Placement allows little movement. Where we are placed controls everything about us. Movement is almost futile until you know who and what you are placed by and the barriers within which your placement occurs. Once you know that at least there is some hope for freedom."

The exhibition focuses on gender shifts, bondage and portraits in the CUNT Rooms (the already famous Brighton Arts Club VIP Lounge)

Entry is free and open to the public.

This Friday 27th February 7pm

The show runs for a week.

Here is the Facebook event page.

https://www.facebook.com/events/780227968722067/?fref=ts








Thursday, 19 February 2015

Goddamn Open Mic

Brighton's Bring Your Own Booze Bar Opens Today

So after some serious thought and consultation with the licencing department I have decided to make Brighton Arts Club Member's Lounge Brighton's only permanent bring your booze venue. Mostly this saves me having to be on hand running a bar which I actually loathe as I never intended to morph into Bette Lynch. I will still put on licensed events when required of course as we all love the mini fests and the parties. I also have a large range of teetotal beers and wines as always in support of those friends and guests less booze interested who would rather a night of sobriety. The VIP is a members only bar of course in order to vet those we choose to spend our time with. Membership is open to artists and artisans. — at Goddamn Media

For inquiries and information about joining please phone 07757781957

Bring your own booze bar Brighton


So after some serious thought and consultation with the licencing department I have decided to make Brighton Arts Club Member's Lounge Brighton's only permanent bring your booze venue. Mostly this saves me having to be on hand running a bar which I actually loathe as I never intended to morph into Bette Lynch. I will still put on licensed events when required of course as we all love the mini fests and the parties. I also have a large range of teetotal beers and wines as always in support of those friends and guests less booze interested who would rather a night of sobriety. The VIP is a members only bar of course in order to vet those we choose to spend our time with. Membership is open to artists and artisans. — at Goddamn Media

GODDAMN MEDIA: What's On Brighton Arts Club this weekend

GODDAMN MEDIA: What's On Brighton Arts Club this weekend: My party skills are in full view this week.....The champers is on ice for an amazing birthday bash with a continental edge. Tonight there ...

What's On Brighton Arts Club this weekend


My party skills are in full view this week.....The champers is on ice for an amazing birthday bash with a continental edge. Tonight there is rum cakes and choc porridge plus free Countess soup at Goddamn Open Mic. And Saturday is a schmoozing affair at my new gallery with some rising stars in photography. ......

Here is the run down!

Thursday  19th Feb 7pm till 10 pm ......Open Mic with Joel (our Guru Gay)

Friday  20th Feb all night............Private party hosted by The Countess of Brighton and Hackney at Providence Palace (the other Brighton Arts Club building)

Saturday 21st Feb Cat Cafe at Goddamn Media HQ (8 Lewes RD).....12-4pm

Saturday 21st Feb 2nd YR Degree Show Photography 6pm til 10 pm

Saturday, 14 February 2015

Valentine's Night What's On in Brighton BDSM

Ms P (ain) arrives for Club Dark this evening at aptly named Providence Palace.....Brighton's most famous BDSM night. Info on Fetlife.

Thursday, 12 February 2015

GODDAMN MEDIA: Call for radio reports

GODDAMN MEDIA: Call for radio reports: New project for the radio channel.....your journey to work. You can record it on your phone. Please intro with your name and job and where...

Call for radio reports


New project for the radio channel.....your journey to work. You can record it on your phone. Please intro with your name and job and whereabouts etc and then talk us through your journey....every detail as if you are describing to a lover in OZ or a blind and deaf friend. It is pretty hard....I just tried it but ran out of hands in Poundland so I recommend a head piece and a pocket. I will broadcast mine asap. Send to mediasubmissions@hotmail.co.uk but also message me as I sometimes miss stuff. This is an ongoing project and I am so excited about sharing your journeys from around the world!

We are on Facebook here

https://www.facebook.com/goddamnmedia?ref=hl

or send your recorded and unedited file to

mediasubmissions@hotmail.co.uk

Wednesday, 11 February 2015

Check out Goddamn Radio and the Countess Diaries

http://www.spreaker.com/show/goddamn-medias-tracks

WHAT'S ON BDSM BRIGHTON VALENTINES

Whats On Brighton BDSM and Club Dark at Providence Palace

We hold many different types of events at Providence Palace and gladly welcome Club Dark once again this Saturday who have held many a dark party here.
Checkout the new artwork and remember whatever your event we can guarantee it will go off with a bang!

GODDAMN MEDIA: 50 SHADES OF GREY CLUB DARK BRIGHTON's FAVOURITE B...

GODDAMN MEDIA: 50 SHADES OF GREY CLUB DARK BRIGHTON's FAVOURITE B...: There are so many reasons why Club Dark surpasses all other BDSM club nights. Firstly the membership is mad up of wo...

50 SHADES OF GREY CLUB DARK BRIGHTON's FAVOURITE BDSM VALENTINE SPOT THIS YEAR.








There are so many reasons why Club Dark surpasses all other BDSM club nights.

Firstly the membership is mad up of wonderful welcoming people who are experienced in play.

Then there is the amazing venue. Providence Palace, home of the Countess of Brighton and Hackney, boasts two floors of bespoke equipment shared on occasion with Pedestal London.

Warmth in the cold and far from the madding crowd.

Excellent refreshment facilities and aftercare procedure.

Clean and safe for all.

Good tunes with a friendly atmosphere where you can stay private or share with fellow players.

PRIVACY AND MUTUAL RESPECT IS PARAMOUNT.

You will need to contact CLUB DARK through Fetlife or Facebook as only vetted members can attend. 

This year Club Dark is happy to announce that there will be an after party around the corner at the Brighton Arts Club VIP Lounge.
Entry is free to anyone from Dark and otherwise is only £10.
Please use the intercom for entry.

8 Lewes Rd BN23HP


Monday, 9 February 2015

My latest radio show

http://www.spreaker.com/user/countessofbrightonandhackney/the-countess-diaries-and-club-dark

Call for Artists Brighton Arts Club


Call for Artists I would like to have more feminine art for the Cunt Room. The Cunt room is part of the Brighton Arts Club VIP but work on show there is not as safe as the public gallery. Anything on show is donated long term.

Upstairs is the public gallery and we have several mixed shows coming up. One in March which is themed on Human Consciousness and another themed 'FELINE'. Entry to the exhibitions is free and open to all pending space. The gallery will take a 30% cut of sales. Goddamn Media supports all art from all sources and all artists from all backgrounds. No one attains preferential treatment here.

We recommend all art is insured against damage and theft but we maintain a high level of care over all work.

The Manor

What's On Brighton Arts Club and Goddamn Media


Bac Mischief: What's On Brighton Arts Club and Goddamn Media

Bac Mischief: What's On Brighton Arts Club and Goddamn Media

What's On Brighton Arts Club and Goddamn Media


Sunday, 8 February 2015

Nude Models Needed for Pasha du Valentine's Next Show

The shoot takes place next week from 9th to 14th February.
I will be working with models from midday to midnight and you should allow 2 hours for your shoot.

You get the files to add to your folio and you will be part of a great show at Goddamn Media in a couple of weeks.

We will work within you comfort zone but I am looking for as naked as possible and anyone willing to cross dress in a small way (pants) would be awesome.

My show is called 'Placed' and is about how we are placed sexually and engendered and birth.

If you are interested in modelling please join the Facebook group and book a time for your shoot or give me a call

07757781957 during normal office hours.

Nude Models Needed


The shoot takes place next week from 9th to 14th February.
I will be working with models from midday to midnight and you should allow 2 hours for your shoot.

You get the files to add to your folio and you will be part of a great show at Goddamn Media in a couple of weeks.

We will work within you comfort zone but I am looking for as naked as possible and anyone willing to cross dress in a small way (pants) would be awesome.

My show is called 'Placed' and is about how we are placed sexually and engendered and birth.

If you are interested in modelling please join the Facebook group and book a time for your shoot or give me a call

07757781957 during normal office hours.

The Manor

Friday, 6 February 2015

Thursday, 5 February 2015

Goddamn Media is radio

http://www.spreaker.com/episode/5607418

Open Mic Shinanegins

The Manor

Open Mic at Goddamn Media

Cat Cafe Brighton What's On Saturday

The Cunt Room coming soon

Unveiling of the Cunt Room is set for next week when I launch the over 50s program by Goddamn Media.

All input welcome as I will invite guests to chat with me from the Cunt Room live on air about issues that may or may not affect us.

If you have any artwork that you would like to donate to the Cunt Room please drop it by.

Big cunty love from Brighton UK.


The Dam Nation Project Brighton Arts Club

Trolls and misfits

Back in the day when I was a punk I just took it for granted that everyone with a mohican haircut was a friend.

We got our first troll today on YouTube on our footage of the Dam Nation project in the basement, and he had a mohican. Oh the penny drops.......
The irony is that he called us a bunch of cunts and I am in the process of building and designing the cunt room.

Clearly I will not have to do too much pr then.



What's On Brighton Goddamn Open Mic

It is finally here...Our amazing open mic night with Joel kicks off at 7pm. Friends aplenty, talent a given, rum n raisin cake an obligation

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

The Dam Nation Project Brighton Arts Club VIP

BACK to BAC Brighton's coolest arts club has made its new home at Goddamn Media

Photos will follow shortly as I am keen to surprise you all.

Suffice to say the new BAC VIP is as amazing as its predecessor and we have added a CUNT room to keep you all in the manner to which have become accustomed.

Membership is still subsidised as much as possible to encourage all artists to join the ranks.

Joining fee for artists is £100 per year or £20 per month though monthly payments only entitle members to use the cafe and free internet, not the VIP.

Non artists will need to pay £250 to enjoy the facilities and are more than welcome as supporters of the arts.

Membership is always at the discretion of the management and may be withdrawn in the event of behaviour not befitting the club. Please remember our open policy on gender and race is fundamental to what we do at Goddamn Media.

Please call during office hours if you would like more details on membership or any other issue.


Songs from the Turret, the archive is but a button away from annihilation in the hands of a dictator.

All is well in Goddamn land as we head towards completion of the VIP lounge in the basement.

I will hopefully finish my part of the Damn Nation project this evening after a meeting with the 2nd year students from the photography course at Brighton Uni.

The Cunt Room should be done and dusted, with roaming spiders removed by the weekend and I will have a small opening next weekend methinks. It warms up nicely in the basement and we can sit and sip Irish coffees till the wee small hours just like the old days.

The old venue that was home to BAC for over 2 years is enjoying a very different kind of attention as it is cleared out for warehouse parties, gigs and mini festivals. The art was struggling against the onslaught of the party animal and hence it has a new home at Goddamn Media HQ in Lewes Road.

Our facebook pages have been suspended pending proof of photographic id. Hmmmmm....well I found an old passport in a name I have not used for many years. A name I adopted from somewhere in order to write an erotic novel as a dare, no a bet, abet that I could do it in a fortnight. Well if Facebook want to ignore my real name so be it as I want access to 7 years of conversations, photographs, liaisons, abuse, comedy, tears and trolls. Be warned perhaps that the archive is but a button away from annihilation in the hands of a dictator.


Warehouse hire Brighton

Great for films, photo shoots, parties and theatre productions

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

Cat Road Trip

What we do at Goddamn Media

There is a lot going on from the work hub at Goddamn Media HQ in Lewes Road Brighton.

Here is an extensive, though not necessarily complete, list of our activities.

Radio Station

Live stream TV

Art Gallery

Performance Space

Arts cafe and Cat Cafe

Brighton Arts Club VIP Lounge

Private party hire

Meeting Place

Art Classes

Open Mic

Rehearsal space

Photo and film studio

Whats On Brighton, crisp sandwiches and open mic

We have lots of exciting things coming up in the following weeks at both Goddamn Media and Brighton Arts Club.

This week on Thursday 5th February is our amazing launch of Goddamn Open Mic.

Kick off is at 7pm and we close at 10pm.

Joel is running proceedings who some of you will already know from our heady days at Brighton Arts Club.

Rum porridge, Irish Coffee, crisp sandwiches and cigars for the ladies......see you there bitches!!!

Art Exhibitions at GMHQ in Brighton are site specific

We were due at Goddamn Media to host a show on the 13th but came to loggerheads over a sofa.

I feel I ought then to be clear.

Any exhibitions here at the Goddamn Media HQ will be site specific. That really does mean that your show needs to fit in with the space as it exists. We run an arts cafe here and the furniture and the coffee bar stays. We also run a radio and TV channel and your show will fir around our broadcast schedule. You will be part of our live stream, on our YouTube channel and probably part of our radio shows.

There are lots of other spaces in Brighton that are completely empty and much more suitable for makeover exhibitions where your imagination can run wild. The arts cafe here already has a personality stamped all over it which cannot be altered.

Exhibitions also last one week for £200.

In our experience running art exhibitions at Brighton Arts Club we have found that most activity occurs at the private view and on the weekends. Our week thus runs form Thursday through to the following Thursday.
We host your private view and supply staff for your show with an optional free after party, where
appropriate, generally on a Friday or Saturday.

For further advise or queries please call 07757781957


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