Wednesday, 30 November 2016

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Goddamn Granny Circumnavigates Patriarchy

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Goddamn Granny decides to do 'only things she likes'

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Monday, 28 November 2016

New Curtains in the Boudoir

The Naughty Chair

Pasha dies the Buzzcocks

Pasha du Valentine on Ebay with Blondie

Pasha and Punk Cat Skye

My Studio in the Marina is taking shape at last ..

Big in Japan Pasha du Valentine Punk Art and Skye Cat

Available on Ebay Art by Pasha

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Sunday, 27 November 2016

my Ebay Shop for art in a different way....by Pasha du Valentine

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Pasha retires from hosting hen parties to focus on writing and painting.

NO MORE HEN PARTIES FOR THE COUNTESS!

I am the party not the entertainment..................


Saturday, 26 November 2016

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Friday, 25 November 2016

Being The Golden Dominatrix, Auto Tweets, Girls Who Spray, Housing Benef...

Pasha du Valentine Karaoke Classes

I am available in and around the South Coast for Karaoke in older person establishments.

The sessions are great fun and really bring those involved out of themselves for a great afternoon or evening's entertainment.



to arrange a booking message

the Golden Dominatrix Hen Party Hire


I am already getting booked up for hen parties next year so please book me early to avoid disappointment.

My class involves the following and runs for one and a half hours with a mid break for the bar etc.

An introduction to the Golden Dominatrix
What is BDSM?
A couple of games about your kinkiest thoughts (anonymous)
What is the role of the Dominatrix
Safety in the bedroom
How to enact control
BDSM on a budget using stuff you already probably have at home
Practising moves on the model
Dressing up as a Dominatrix with my dressing up box
Photo shoot

 To book me please message
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 NB I only conduct female classes. Countess Pasha du Valentine the Golden Dominatrix


The menopausal abyss

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Wednesday, 23 November 2016

Goddamn Granny and the Great British Secret Book Launch

Goddamn Granny and the Great British Secret Book Launch

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Mood Swings And Menopause, Trouble In The Village, Absorbing Negative En...

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PASHA DU VALENTINE: The Great British Secret Book Launch

PASHA DU VALENTINE: The Great British Secret Book Launch: After much deliberating and having taken the advice of some seasoned pros, I have decided to launch my new book from my bed on Valentine&#3...

The Great British Secret Book Launch

After much deliberating and having taken the advice of some seasoned pros, I have decided to launch my new book from my bed on Valentine's day next year.

The book is, after all, about mostly my own experiences running the Secret sex parties and much activity at the parties was indeed around the bed itself. The bed is the creative centre of my universe where plots are made and relationships are secured. (Though, let's face it, no spot at the mansion houses was left unused.)
Also, the stresses involved in laying on a tra-la -la spread with the pretentious dogs of the publishing world and the nasty cats of the wannabe tribes, really does seem such a daunting task to the girl from the suburbs.


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