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Tuesday, 4 October 2016

To Book Pasha du Valentine the Countess of Brighton and Hackney

The Countess is available for all kinds of events, notably Hen Parties where she takes on the role of Dominatrix and Kinky Sex tutor.

The Countess is also available for modelling and film shoots but no nudity or pornography. Fetish and lewd can be discussed and if you have observed the port folio you will be well aware of rather slack limitations.

Finally, the Countess is also available the other side of the camera having mastered in the fine arts and film and television at the University of Edinburgh. Search Goddamn Media for films in the archive and images can be seen on DeviantArt, RedBubble and all the blogs and vlogs.

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