Friday, 28 October 2016

Art for 99p on ebay

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/302121947737

Art for 99p on Ebay by Pasha du Valentine

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/302121989688

Art for 99p!

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/302122198857

Girl Punks Die Hard by Pasha du Valentine Project Proletarian on Ebay


Project Proletarian on Ebay

99p starting bids

Girl Punks Die Hard
by 
Pasha du Valentine



Cunt by Pasha du Valentine


Available on Ebay for 99p
'The C Word'

'CUNT' by Pasha du Valentine available on RedBubble



Love Heart

Christopher Hitchens Talks at Google - Religion, Atheism and Conspiracy...

Christopher Hitchens Talks at Google - Religion, Atheism and Conspiracy...

Christopher Hitchens Talks at Google - Religion, Atheism and Conspiracy...

Art for the proletariat, own your own before the dealers get involved

Today I launch the Art for the Proletariat project which will offer affordable art on ebay from my studio.
Some of the pieces are slightly flawed for some reason and cannot be sold in a gallery. Other pieces are sketches or experiments or may have been used as a prop in a film or photo shoot. Some are simply getting in my way as I make room for new projects.

All pieces start at 99p on ebay auction sites and run from week to week.





Thursday, 27 October 2016

Pasha du Valentine and the 3rd Eye

the Golden Dominatrix IS Pasha du Valentine

The Golden Dominatrix by Pasha du Valentine

Pound Shop Horror by Pasha du Valentine

Pound Shop Terror by the Countess of Brighton and Hackney

Getting On All Fours, God's Waiting Room, Sheltered Housing, Growing Old...

Getting On All Fours, God's Waiting Room, Sheltered Housing, Growing Old...

Getting On All Fours, God's Waiting Room, Sheltered Housing, Growing Old...

Able And QUICK TRADESMEN, Goddamn Media Offices, Art For The Masses and ...

Able And QUICK TRADESMEN, Goddamn Media Offices, Art For The Masses and ...

Able And QUICK TRADESMEN, Goddamn Media Offices, Art For The Masses and ...

Jeremy Corbyn would never sell off social housing as Thatcher did so tragically!


I am very proud to live in social housing. It is safe, clean, warm, community savvy and mine as long as I need. I will be on the residents committee asap though....just to make sure it stays that way.


The wonderful Jeremy Corbyn 

A Halloween Warning by Aaron McCusker


And the dark falls over Derry this Halloween, I think back to my teenage years when I sucked many a bap. There is a certain spook about the city.. people turn in day, monsters, perverts, faces turn inside out as a certain substance enters your mind. You are absoloutely winged prowling the streets like a predator in search of a sesh, u have the suppliments and u have the personality, but will the immortal beings from the inside of this gaff in rosemount bring ye in to embrace your presence as the sesh king of narnia.. You're freezing, you're starting to get it fucking tite, cold sweats, pish blocks, then the door opens, you're welcomed in.. happy days lads. As you walk through the doors ye smell sesh frm every angle of every room in the subjects premises, u bang another 2 drop and neck a load of buckfast because you're a fucking animal.. u smoke a fag back to front without noticin cause you're that mooned, you're listenin to the same CD constantly and talking the same brown discussing world poverty and we Pete in the corner knows everything and everybody but just by looking at his slazenger tshirt and his boggin fingernails ye know he knows fuck all about fuck all. Suddenly, the door opens and out of nowhere it's your fucking Ma. She looks rather happy, "where the fuck have you been ya we bastard I told ye day be home for 2" you haven't a fucking clue what to do so you start crawling the walls like spider man cause you don't know where the door is. Then as you fall off the sofa ye snap out of it. Madness. It was some cunt with long hair in the sesh all along telling ye how he got a degree in talking brown. Its alright now, you can enjoy your night/s. That was a scary trip but I'm glad I can live to sesh another day. Be safe this halloween kids and don't smack out with strangers.

by Aaron McCusker
2016



Wednesday, 26 October 2016

Late nights with Pasha and Mark


Goddamn Late Night Radio with Pasha du Valentine


The Great British Secret


Because my adult party business is now all over the UK I have set up a new page. Please like it if you are keen to join in or just be nosy. Next party is December and is a small gathering for platinum members. Details for joining will be posted soon. #greatbritishsecret #adultparties


Pasha has lots of secrets to share
new book coming out soon

Need an Instagram campaign? Leave it to Goddamn Media.


The Goddamn Media Office opens today in the Royal Clarence Marina. In our highly digital age we can offer virtual Skype appointments to discuss your film and photography requirements. We are also now pleased to offer bespoke Instagram campaigns.


Donald Trump, Sexual Assault, Flying Laundry And And News Of A Sexy Festy

Donald Trump, Sexual Assault, Flying Laundry And And News Of A Sexy Festy

Donald Trump, Sexual Assault, Flying Laundry And And News Of A Sexy Festy

The Menopausal Abyss, Getting Into Hot Water, Homelessness And Helplessn...

The Menopausal Abyss, Getting Into Hot Water, Homelessness And Helplessn...

The Menopausal Abyss, Getting Into Hot Water, Homelessness And Helplessn...

Wednesday, 19 October 2016

No 2 Project 30 by Pasha du Valentine


No 2
Project 30
by
Pasha du Valentine

Evanescence - Bring Me To Life







New show on the YouTube channel



A LOAD OF OLD BALLADS

Goddamn Granny on Nail Art

Goddamn Granny on Nail Art

Goddamn Granny on Nail Art

No Doubt End It On This

No Doubt End It On This

New Home, Naughty Behaviour, Sex Drugs And Rock And Roll And Private Fem...

New Home, Naughty Behaviour, Sex Drugs And Rock And Roll And Private Fem...

New Home, Naughty Behaviour, Sex Drugs And Rock And Roll And Private Fem...

Goddamn News Just in!

I sign for the new place tomorrow and move in Monday....yey...finally a Goddamn homestead.


A photo posted by Pasha du Valentine (@countesspasha) on

1 of 30 Project 30 by Pasha du Valentine

Today's project....30 images representing my life.

Waiting for the new studio

The new studio will be ready any day as the decorators should finish soon.
Waiting has never been my strong point especially as all the studio equipment is packed and out of use.
Not my phone though so I guess today may involve some snaps about town for the Instagram files.

Remember the Instagram files are free to share and abuse (kindly please) for non profit stuff.

Waiting patiently,

Pasha x


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Saturday, 15 October 2016

Goddamn Granny on Heat Pads and Stalking

Goddamn Granny on Heat Pads and Stalking

Hot Dog and Lipstick

PASHA DU VALENTINE: Kitten Anarchy

PASHA DU VALENTINE: Kitten Anarchy: #pashaduvalentine #goddamngranny #handymandy #countessofbrightonandhackney #goldendominatrix

Kitten Anarchy


#pashaduvalentine
#goddamngranny
#handymandy
#countessofbrightonandhackney
#goldendominatrix

Male Life drawing Model Needed

I need a male model for a life drawing hen party 12 November in Bournemouth,

thecountesspasha@gmail.com


Heat Therapy for Pain

Many moons ago my eldest daughter and myself were Christmas shopping for my Godfather.
We bought a lavender heat pad that goes into the microwave for 2 minutes.
He didn't like it, gave it to Ma who hates lavender, and it has now found its way to me.

Ah the relief.....something other than vodka for the pain.


Saturday Night In.....enjoy the rest in case of chaos tomorrow

The Conservative Club, Jeremy Corbyn's Babies, Admirals And Commanders, ...

The Conservative Club, Jeremy Corbyn's Babies, Admirals And Commanders, ...

The Conservative Club, Jeremy Corbyn's Babies, Admirals And Commanders, ...

#pashaduvalentine

https://www.spreaker.com/user/countessofbrightonandhackney/the-conservative-club-jeremy-corbyns-bab

Tuesday, 11 October 2016

HANDY MANDY LESSON 2, HOW TO CHANGE A FUSE by Goddamn Media

HANDY MANDY LESSON 3 HOW TO REPAIR A CIGARETTE BURN IN A CARPET

Is Simon Cowell guilty of intellectual copyright infringement and will he get away with it!

Some years ago I had a performance art character called Handy Mandy.
I made three films starring the character which was a spoof DIY expert.

She was good.

Which is why Channel 4 stole the character and gave her to Amanda Holden. A much less amusing version.

Getting representation may be harder than you think, especially if the coffers are bare.



Britain's Got Talent steals Handy Mandy from Pasha du Valentine


Whilst perusing for my old Handy Mandy films I came across Handy Mandy on Britain's got talent....some years after my character Handy Mandy appeared on line.

A comedy character with a more mainstream appeal of course but a blatant copy by Amanda Holden....love what were you doing ripping off an expert?

I don't understand why Simon Cowell would copy me when all can see the original. Oh wait, didn't I just feature a show on the radio station exposing Gucci for stealing designs from London's cool cats?

Get some originality please!



The Search For CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE, SEX TOYS, PHOTO SHOOTS, MODELLING and M...

Alternative portraiture by Pasha du Valentine at Goddamn Media

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Alternative photo shoots for events and port folios by Pasha du Valentine

Looking for s bit of an edge with your portraits or events photography?

Goddamn Media specialise in creative productions.

Follow our Instagram and Facebook pages to check out our style.

https://www.instagram.com/countesspasha/

https://www.facebook.com/goddamnmedia/





Monday, 10 October 2016

Trad tattoo on an antique theme

Return to the Batcave

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Events Photography along the south coast with Goddamn Media

Goddamn Media offers stills photography and film documentaries of all events where a less corporate more creative production is desired.

Weddings
Parties
Celebrations
Award Ceremonies
Meetings
Documentary TV and radio events
Gigs

We also have a great internet presence on Instagram, Google Facebook and other social media.

We offer all aspects of production from basic photography to complete projects.




Going braless in the village....

I find myself in Costa listening to a group of well matured people discuss that old dot mooted subject of bra wearing. One is a man....the font of all knowledge perhaps. It transpires that one of them oft goes without which apparently impinges on her ladylikeness.

Swinging free in the village.

Pasha x

the search for Captain Birdseye Continues and problems with Facebook

In an attempt to abate my chronic back and neck pain I am off to town to get chocolate and a glimpse of Captain Birdseye.

I am 30 minutes in to giving up Facebook and it is none too bad.

I decided that the curse of fb makes it hard to move on, difficult to give up negative relationships and situations, and may eve cause depression.

So here is to chocolate, exercise and the search for love in the village.

Pasha x


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