Monday, 31 October 2016
Sunday, 30 October 2016
Saturday, 29 October 2016
Friday, 28 October 2016
Some of the pieces are slightly flawed for some reason and cannot be sold in a gallery. Other pieces are sketches or experiments or may have been used as a prop in a film or photo shoot. Some are simply getting in my way as I make room for new projects.
All pieces start at 99p on ebay auction sites and run from week to week.
Thursday, 27 October 2016
I am very proud to live in social housing. It is safe, clean, warm, community savvy and mine as long as I need. I will be on the residents committee asap though....just to make sure it stays that way.
Wednesday, 26 October 2016
Because my adult party business is now all over the UK I have set up a new page. Please like it if you are keen to join in or just be nosy. Next party is December and is a small gathering for platinum members. Details for joining will be posted soon. #greatbritishsecret #adultparties
Thursday, 20 October 2016
Wednesday, 19 October 2016
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Monday, 17 October 2016
Some life advice.....keep at it....even when you think no one is listening, or there is no future in your dreams....keep at them, it will pay off!
The Countess x
Sunday, 16 October 2016
Saturday, 15 October 2016
Friday, 14 October 2016
Thursday, 13 October 2016
Wednesday, 12 October 2016
Tuesday, 11 October 2016
I made three films starring the character which was a spoof DIY expert.
She was good.
Which is why Channel 4 stole the character and gave her to Amanda Holden. A much less amusing version.
Getting representation may be harder than you think, especially if the coffers are bare.
A comedy character with a more mainstream appeal of course but a blatant copy by Amanda Holden....love what were you doing ripping off an expert?
I don't understand why Simon Cowell would copy me when all can see the original. Oh wait, didn't I just feature a show on the radio station exposing Gucci for stealing designs from London's cool cats?
Get some originality please!
Monday, 10 October 2016
Documentary TV and radio events
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We offer all aspects of production from basic photography to complete projects.
I find myself in Costa listening to a group of well matured people discuss that old dot mooted subject of bra wearing. One is a man....the font of all knowledge perhaps. It transpires that one of them oft goes without which apparently impinges on her ladylikeness.
Swinging free in the village.
I am 30 minutes in to giving up Facebook and it is none too bad.
I decided that the curse of fb makes it hard to move on, difficult to give up negative relationships and situations, and may eve cause depression.
So here is to chocolate, exercise and the search for love in the village.
I have a home owned by a housing association and have been told also no pets.
'What, no ickle puddy tat that stays in doors?'
I couldn't find a landlord that would allow pets and when I lost my business I had to give up my 3 very special cats who had got me through life's horrors and gave me strength to recover.
I am not so sure that a rodent can match them.....or a toad.....
Who can have pets then? The homeless and rich people?
meow meow x
Sunday, 9 October 2016
If you would like to feature for one of the Christmas broadcasts on the station please get in touch with Pasha and book an informal chat and a chance to perform your work on the internationally acclaimed free thinking channel.
Saturday, 8 October 2016
The photo studio will offer alternative shoots for artists and anyone who is looking to have a personal shoot done with the creative edge that Pasha du Valentine can bring.
Shoots start at £50 for a basic session and there is the opportunity to embrace the weird and wonderful as the studio will be filled with props and lighting that only Pasha could muster up.
That is just for starters of course and collaboration is welcome with other directors and artists so please get in touch.
#MeToo is reducing my rapes to a fucking trend
Day 3 of cold turkey....well sort of. Turns out I still need the chat app to talk to mother and also need to be logged in on the PC to sha...
Very excited to be performing at the Brick Lane Gallery....pop along for a recital of power poems and to see the Golden Dominatrix and her ...