ART by Pasha

Thursday, 29 September 2016

Art by Pasha du Valentine

Members Only 1 and 3 by Pasha du Valentine

Members Only 3 by Pasha du Valentine

Hen Party Bookings with Pasha du Valentine

I am available for ladies parties and hen style events for tutorials and performances.

The Golden Dominatrix for a BDSM tutorial and games.

The hire period is 2 hours including setting up and packing up.

Hire fees are £50 per hour and include demonstrations and party games with the option of a nude or semi nude male model.
Model is charged at the same fee.
Games are designed to get the groups comfortable and to fully enjoy the event as well as to find out more about kinky practices and tips on spicing up the bedroom.

Message me to book or ask questions.




Teenage Depression, Dog Sitting Fees, Slaves, Penis Moulds, Goddamn Gorg...

the Countess of chat!!!!!


Pasha Du Valentine at Goddamn Media. Just now · London · I am very very live tomorrow night in the Brighton Goddamn Radio Studio with my boys Mark Conford and Mirabah Joel for a great mash up show, talking, laughing, commenting and putting the world to rights. Catch up with all our news and views. If you have a guitar or a poem you can come along for a live sesh....6pm to 7pm no stragglers, Hanover.....Mark's Bedroom!



Sunday, 25 September 2016

Goddamn Granny as her alter ego the Golden Dominatrix

Cocks And Glitter, Hen Parties, Sex Education And Liberation, Lady Gaga ...

Cocks And Glitter, Hen Parties, Sex Education And Liberation, Lady Gaga ...

Cocks And Glitter, Hen Parties, Sex Education And Liberation, Lady Gaga ...

Call for willy moulds for channel 4 pilot


So......I need willies for my show for channel 4 in a month. I am happy to pay £10 per willy if it is a good quality cast suitable for film, erect or soft is fine though hard as nails is preferred as I can really get creative with it then. I just need the bare plaster cast as I will be decorating them especially for the show. Alternatively you can send me the cast for free and I will return it fully decorated after the show, so you get an original piece of pasha art. I will ask you some questions about who you are in order to complete the portrait penises but anonymity is assured. The art pieces will have a very serious undertone so please understand that I am actually very serious about the project and the show. Get in touch here for details of posting or collection as I do get myself to Brighton and London often.


Pasha du Valentine getting creative with her penises


I had yet another booze free weekend! Also I lost weight to a desirable sexy personal level. And I had a productive weekend advancing my career.Finally I have been told by powers that be to expect a home very soon........peace on earth goodwill to men....time to get arty with my next golden penis. Happy Sunday everyone.



Friday, 23 September 2016

Spankox - To The Club (Official Music Video)

Film and Script Writers Needed for Goddamn TV

I am looking for film scripts which I can star in and film and direct myself for www.goddamnradio.com. If you would like to contribute please do as I start the solo project next week. The films need to be complete ideas but I can improvise loosely over a theme if needed. I can learn lines if they are important to the story. I have a remote camera and software so just need the stories. Location needs to be flexible due to budget constraints though I live by the sea as well as the forest. Please tell your friends as there will be a lot of exposure and media coverage for the project. The idea suits shorts but time is not restricted. I am happy also to include sound and scores that are not copyright owned or that we have complete licence or copyright share for use at my TV channel. Be creative, winter cometh!

Pasha du Valentine

GODDAMN MEDIA (Radio, TV and Publishing) Independent Radio from the UK





Wednesday, 21 September 2016

Friday, 16 September 2016

Goddamn Granny on fear of travelling and getting to 100

Art by pasha du Valentine


Love And JEREMY CORBYN

Rites Of Passage, Family, Travel Sickness, Birthdays And Dogging

Hopes And Dreams

Fuck Gucci, Stop Creative Artists' Theft, Resistance and Revolt In Fashion!

The Countess Diet And The 500 Calorie Lunch

Free shipping to Great Britain today from all Redbubble items


Goddamn Granny on homelessness and resistance

Thursday, 15 September 2016

Goddamn Granny on homelessness and resistance

Goddamn Granny on the problem of being gay and married

Discipline, Crime, Homelessness And Mobility Scooters

new show for this week from Goddamn Radio


Live from Goddamn Radio




FOR MORE OF THE SAME AND DIFFERENT

www.goddamnradio.com

A good sleep and a busy day ahead.

My neck pain was so severe yesterday that I Maxed out on pain killers and took an early.

Today however the show goes on.

More golden penises and diaries of a Countess from the palace.

Radio updates of funk and gardening and some poems too!

First though is coffee....because none of this is achievable without the brown, (with a brandy in it of course).


Much love from the Countess x


one of my portraits of my sexy friend



A good sleep and a busy day ahead.

My neck pain was so severe yesterday that I Maxed out on pain killers and took an early.

Today however the show goes on.

More golden penises and diaries of a Countess from the palace.

Radio updates of funk and gardening and some poems too!

First though is coffee....because none of this is achievable without the brown, (with a brandy in it of course).


Much love from the Countess x


one of my portraits of my sexy friend



Tuesday, 13 September 2016

What's on in Pasha land

Goddamn Media is an umbrella name for a 3 pronged media assault on an unsuspecting world.

We have a radio station, a TV station and a vast archive and contemporary gallery of stills photography.

We pride ourselves on working with lots of amazing alternative models and collaborators for an archive of edgy, exciting and agenda free images.

If you would like to book a portrait shoot please get in touch with Pasha at

thecountesspasha@gmail.com

Also added to the merchandise shop today is this original art piece by Pasha based on her comic book character The Golden Dominatrix.
Available on a range of cool items as well as a canvas wall hanging.



New dress by Pasha du Valentine

Art Not Smut, The GOLDEN DOMINATRIX, THE GOLDEN STRAP ON, SECRET FACEBOO...

Portraits by Pasha du Valentine



Monday, 5 September 2016

A Domestic by Pasha du Valentine

There was a spark
it lit your soul so
I chose you
There was beauty in your eyes
and I was pleased that
I chose you
There was joy in your laughter
and it felt good that
I chose you
There was lust in your arms
and life was better when
I choose you
There was pain in your heart
and it was right that
I chose you
There was anger in your tone
I dared not say for
I chose you
There was no space
for me to be once
I chose you
There was rage in your fists
which were my life for
I chose you
There was no future
I had to choose but
I chose you
There was death in your will
and it was done
for I chose you

We love Maud Start live from Brighton


Pasha du Valentine film maker and photographer

Goddamn Media is growing daily. We make alternative radio, TV, photography and sometimes other pop up stuff around the arts and performance. 
I have a nominal fee of £100 per day for filming and shoots £50 for a half day. Most radio programming is free if you send me the initial recordings. If you need me to travel you will need to get my tickets or travel pass first.
Get in touch through my pages either the Pasha Du Valentine one or the Goddamn Media one.
I run the Gallery Erotica which is on the www.brightonsecret.com pages and is being updated daily this week.
Goddamn Media is keen to collaborate with other creatives and models or performers.